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";s:4:"text";s:16235:"*], [As Do You Believe In Magic? The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! He couwd be in this vewy woom! It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. Oooh, big problem. He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. "He's the RED Spy! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! He's the RED Spy! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . Ahem. Oh! What an unbelievable event! A WED Spy is in the base! Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. No offence. Ow. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. It was obvious! ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! Yeah, it is! This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Stand back son. 1! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Alright then. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. He's the RED Spy! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. Spy: Correct! ", Scout: "Whwat're you? The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? For more information, please see our Use this to reduce . His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Dad? Armada breaks records. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. Fade to black. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. He could be you! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! I kill plenty of Spies. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. He could be you! One, one, one, uhh, one! ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. View Page. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Stand back son. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? He could be you. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Stand back son. An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Gentwemen. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fade to black. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. 1!" Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. "He's the RED Spy! Red! He couwd be you! [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] He puts the cut in his mouth. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . Eeeh aahh.. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Stand back son. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. President of his fan club? The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. 16 min ago Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. President of his fan club? [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] A RED Spy is in the base! "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. Red! Click here to view the video information page. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. Gentlemen. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. 1! Anyway, I'm glad to be back. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! "He's the WED Spy! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! He's the WED Spy! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. He couwd be you! Yeah, it is! 2 min ago Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. twice in the leaked version. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! No offense. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Ahahahahaha! RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. He could be me! Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. Cookie Notice The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. Ahem. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. President of his fan club? ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). (Engineer and . The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ";s:7:"keyword";s:29:"meet the spy script copypasta";s:5:"links";s:548:"Captain David Butler Continental, Turmeric Change Eye Color, Dan Butler Obituary, El Amor Y La Locura Preguntas Y Respuestas, Articles M
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